#helluva crackships

[iris-draws]

Look at them fluffing their feathers at each other like the whores they are

(Yes I ship them)

[thewerewolf31]

Is this a trope? I like it hehe 🤭💕

[anonymouscheeses]

CRACKSHIP JUST DROPPED!! GUYSSS HEAR ME OUUUTTT‼️ they would be sooo cute and I love them soo much already!! 😭😭 Gummigoo x Pomni x Striker has my heart snd I want people to be invested too cuz I'm a little bit in love...

They love to tease eachother and kiss excessively in the morning. They are dating guys it's canon I swear‼️ Question you may be asking, why Striker of all the characters not in TADC?? Immediately when I saw Gummigoo, his western accent, his cowboy hat, the vibes, I Immediately thought of Striker and since I have one half of a braincell I was like "what if they kissed.... maybe even held hands...!!" But then later I fell in love with FunnyGummy and couldn't let it go. So. THEY ARE POLYAMOROUS AND WILL GET MARRIED I SWEAR 🗣🔥

Headcanons and art dump below cut ;3 vvvv

THE COWBOYS!! Striker is very flirty and takes the initiative because Gummi is a bit introverted. He likes to dance all the time with anybody but he likes it slow when he's with his partners :>

SHARE ONE BRAINCELL. Pomni is his therapist no questions asked. She's the reason he found out he's asexual. Idk I think they help eachother figure things out and he's soft for her like idk... a big teddy bear or somthn 🥹

DEPRESSED BUDDIES. They have a LOT of angst in their relationship which is good for them because they need emotional healing from the entire... simulation thing. My babiess

Also here's a thing so you can get their relationship a bit more :3

[arkhivchik]

私は新しい亀裂のペアリングを持っているように見えます ( ˙꒳​˙ ) ( Looks like I have a new crack-pairing )

[hina-has-no-life]

Lucifer X Blitz [AppleGun]

After all this time, I am making my comeback as a crackship artist with those two! Beings so different yet so similar, they would share a beautiful love.

[starleska]

starting a crackship right now. i think these two would be absolutely horrendous together and would create the most magnificent discourse. we love a fujo/incel pairing, yes? 😂💖

[erissaacorn]

Who up for sum

🔥🌸 Cheated-on women yuri 🌸🔥

Sorry for the piss streak, I forgot my signature lol

[bonbonthecartoon]

Un crack ship

[volticglitch]

A quick comic dub of a Mammon x Stella crackship comic by Devilsroost on twitter!

mammon - Erectusmaximus_

Stella - VolitcGlitch

My socials - bakacipher.carrd.co

[paigeyssims2004]

Sketch dump #1 Ships

Had a lot of fun drawing this, would do this again

don't ask why Vergil's here

[st4r-black]

@asillyauthor

[dem0nkaii]

Happy Pride Everyone 🤍🏳️‍🌈✨

[araminakilla]

Do you think people will start shipping Sir Pentious & Zestial just because they have the same VAs as Fizzarozz-?

YES, yes they are already doing it and it's BEAUTIFUL! Have my contribution:

The TeaParty ship has arrived for everyone to enjoy! (some of us call it that, others call it Zestious or Pentzest)

Based on this Fizzarozzie scene:

[arkhivchik]

ヘルヴァース版 美女と野獣 👸👹 (Hellverse version of "Beauty and the Beast") While some fans think that Charlastor is a Hellverse's trope of "Beauty and the Beast", others think it's HuskerDust, and others think it's RadioDust, I will show my own Hellverse's "Beauty and the Beast"… 🤭

[fivepandanights]

my favorite crack ship

[doodler16]

Okay,I know this is an insane idea,but hear me out...Blitzø X Daddy Amazon (you can even add Charlie with them to form a polycule if you want)

This relationship is like Asmodeus and Fizzarolli minus the ableism implications.

Blitzø comes up with the most batshit crazy "plans" to keep the business at IMP going and Daddy Amazon will have to fund them since he/they is his sugar daddy.

The difference between this and the stuff Stolas has done to Blitzø is that Daddy-zon will be content to just ask for them to share the profit resulting from those "plans",then the remaining time they just hang out and Blitzø takes him/them on a tour around Imp City to show all the zanny stuff and horse stuff he likes (maybe even convince Daddy-zon to buy him a stable full of all kinds of exotic horses).

I feel like this is what Vivziepop wanted to do with Stolas but backtracked because she found the slavery "hotter"...💀

Also does anyone know if this platform has a mascot that can stand-in as a character?

I’m really glad you mentioned this Anon because ever since I’ve been unironically saying “Daddy Amazon” and comparing the company to a sugar daddy it led me in my mind to ship Amazon, Charlie, and Blitzø together. But yeah, I definitely see it: Blitzø giving Daddy Amazon the most off the walls ideas to get more money and Amazon just goes with it because he likes it and gives the company more money.

Oh yeah definitely! Daddy-zon, Blitzø, and Charlie would all share the profit since they get more money from Hellaverse merch. I can definitely see Charlie and Blitzø getting away with using some of the money coming from fans and spurge on anything (Broadway musicals, horses, clothes, etc). And Amazon wouldn’t care but still add money to the account so nobody would be suspicious.

Vivziepop should’ve done something like that but she somehow added slavery to the mix and having them meet when they were children. 😂 I’m just going to say Charlie and A24 definitely had a complicated situation-ship leading A24 to ghost her. Tumblr and Amazon don’t have a mascot.

(If anyone has a ship name for Charlie, Amazon, and Blitzø let me know 🤟😫).